Stormy Daniels' Tiny Cock Soap | Mine's Bigger
You’ve tried our Cock Line, but now, with the help of our friend Stormy, who is no stranger to tiny cocks, we're introducing our Tiny Cock Soap. It’s half the size and even comes with a small sack.
And before anybody gets any weird ideas, we’re talking about a rooster here. To say otherwise means it’s your mind that lives in the gutter. No judgment, of course, but let’s all be clear. 🐓
This half-sized bar also comes with a scrub sack in the box. The scrub sack is made of biodegradable sisal fiber and is great for X-Fowliating your skin.
A portion of proceeds from every bar will be donated to thetaskforce.org — the National LGBTQ Task Force, one of the oldest national LGBTQ advocacy organizations in the country (founded in 1973). They work to advance full freedom, justice, and equality for LGBTQ people through policy advocacy, leadership development, grassroots organizing, and community building. From fighting for nondiscrimination protections to defending trans rights and bodily autonomy, they’re out here doing the real work.
So yes, it’s a Tiny Cock. But it makes a big impact. 🐓✨
Scent Profile: Peach nectar, wild jasmine.
Skin Type:
Sensitive to Normal
Features:
- Free of animal by-products
- Palm-free & Phthalate-free
- 90% post-consumer recycled packaging
- Zero plastic waste
Ingredients:
Olive oil, coconut oil, water, sodium hydroxide, fragrance, activated charcoal, mica (Palm-free & Vegan)
Weight:
Approximately 2.8 oz.
My Cluckin’ Soap Bars:
- Cold-process
- Small-batch
- USA-made
Note:
This listing is for one handmade, small-batch soap bar and 4"x3" sisal scrub sack. Appearance may vary. Suitable for body, face, or hands. Avoid contact with the eyes. To extend its life, let it dry between uses and store it in a dry, ventilated area. Consider a drying dish for best results.