DON'T SUCK | all genders t-shirt
PLEASE READ BEFORE ORDERING:
• This is a 3rd-party fulfillment item.
• There are no returns or exchanges.
• Please double-check sizes and colors before ordering.
• This does not apply to the free shipping offer.
We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.
• Unisex / all-gender sizing
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Just a heads up, all sales are final on this item, so there are no returns or exchanges. Please double-check any related size chart and details before ordering. Feel free to reach out to support if you have any other questions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
Product reviews
Bought soaps and a couple tee's. Absolutely amazing soap so far diggin the Whiskey Tango Charlie. Got the ice can suck my... quality and comfort plus displays how I feel. Also the don't suck tee is super comfy. Great company the keep me smiling !❤️😁
It fit great and when I wore it out, I got lots of great comments. It goes with my snarky personality.
Another wonderful purchase from an incredible company. Always happy to support a team who's mission is to just ask people to wash their butts and suck a little less as people!
It’s simple. Don’t suck at being a person. Period. Love the shirt - super comfy and fits great!
People kept asking me where I got the shirt, hope you get some orders!
